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Deep-Heat Rivalry

The Porno Panto on Ice

Deep-Heat Rivalry Tickets

Locker-room drama, forbidden romance and absolutely no understanding of sport.

From £32

About the show

Trevor Ashley, the Olivier-nominated force behind a string of cult stage romps, writes and directs this gleefully filthy send-up, landing at The Other Palace Studio for an adults-only run.

At its centre are two ice hockey champions, Hollandaise and Stroganoff, whose venomous on-rink feud is really a cover for the fact that they cannot keep their hands off one another. What unfolds is part sports melodrama, part locker-room farce and entirely uninterested in the actual rules of the game, spinning out into a riot of parody numbers, barely-there towels and feelings that boil over at the worst possible moments. The songbook swings from soaring anthem to glittery party pop, the innuendo comes thick and shameless, and the whole thing revels in being far more about who is hooking up than who is winning, with full-frontal nudity, power plays and diva-sized meltdowns all firmly on the menu.

Running around 1 hour 15 minutes with no interval, the show is strictly for ages 18 and above and contains strong language, adult themes and nudity.

Why it’s worth the watch

A late-night, no-holds-barred comedy that knows exactly how silly it wants to be.

  • Trevor Ashley at the helm. The Olivier-nominated writer and director brings his trademark filth and fast wit to every scene.
  • A love story on ice. Sworn rivals turned reluctant lovers give the smut a surprisingly gooey heart.
  • Songs with range. The parody score lurches happily from big emotional anthems to full-throttle party pop.
  • Proudly adults-only. Shameless innuendo, tiny towels and full-frontal cheek make this a night out with zero inhibitions.
  • Operating Since 2015

  • Official West End Tickets

  • Updated Daily

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Tickets

Choose your seats via our live booking platform. Once payment is completed, you will receive an email confirmation with your booking reference number and eTickets.

Good to know

Running time
1h 15m
Interval
No interval
Age guidance
Recommended for ages 18 and above
Arrival
30 min before performance

Booking

Tickets from
£32
Opening soon
11 Sept 2026

Before you book

Cancellations
Full refunds for event cancellations
Need help?
Customer services +44 (0)20 3670 8887

Weekly schedule

Confirm dates on the booking page.

Mon
No performances
Tue
8:00pm
Wed
8:00pm
Thu
8:00pm
Fri
8:00pm
Sat
4:30pm8:00pm
Sun
3:00pm6:30pm

Venue

The Other Palace

12 Palace Street, London SW1E 5JA

Get directions

Nearest stations

  • Victoria

    Victoria, District, Circle, National Rail

    5 min walk
  • St James's Park

    District, Circle

    6 min walk
  • Buckingham Palace

    Bus routes

    8 min walk

Frequently asked questions

It is a gleefully filthy, adults-only comedy about two ice hockey champions whose venomous on-rink feud is really a cover for the fact that they cannot keep their hands off each other. Expect part sports melodrama, part locker-room farce and a riot of parody numbers.

It is crude, saucy and unashamedly grown-up, full of innuendo, barely-there costumes and adult humour, so it admits over-eighteens only. It is a knowingly outrageous late-night romp.

It is a raucous comedy built around parody songs rather than a traditional book musical, written and directed by Trevor Ashley, the Olivier-nominated force behind a string of cult stage romps. The laughs come first and the plot is happy to get out of their way.

Very much so. It is designed as a riotous, cheeky night out for an adult crowd, so it suits groups of friends and anyone in the mood for something gloriously silly and rude.

The Studio is a small, intimate space, so you are right on top of the action wherever you sit, which only adds to the fun. You can compare the available options when you book above.

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