Trevor Ashley, the Olivier-nominated force behind a string of cult stage romps, writes and directs this gleefully filthy send-up, landing at The Other Palace Studio for an adults-only run.
At its centre are two ice hockey champions, Hollandaise and Stroganoff, whose venomous on-rink feud is really a cover for the fact that they cannot keep their hands off one another. What unfolds is part sports melodrama, part locker-room farce and entirely uninterested in the actual rules of the game, spinning out into a riot of parody numbers, barely-there towels and feelings that boil over at the worst possible moments. The songbook swings from soaring anthem to glittery party pop, the innuendo comes thick and shameless, and the whole thing revels in being far more about who is hooking up than who is winning, with full-frontal nudity, power plays and diva-sized meltdowns all firmly on the menu.
Running around 1 hour 15 minutes with no interval, the show is strictly for ages 18 and above and contains strong language, adult themes and nudity.
Why it’s worth the watch
A late-night, no-holds-barred comedy that knows exactly how silly it wants to be.
- Trevor Ashley at the helm. The Olivier-nominated writer and director brings his trademark filth and fast wit to every scene.
- A love story on ice. Sworn rivals turned reluctant lovers give the smut a surprisingly gooey heart.
- Songs with range. The parody score lurches happily from big emotional anthems to full-throttle party pop.
- Proudly adults-only. Shameless innuendo, tiny towels and full-frontal cheek make this a night out with zero inhibitions.